Personal News Update

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/11/2019 at 11:34 • Filed to: Oklahoma!, Oklahoma, Rattlesnake, Uranium, Kentucky Deluxe, Car Crime

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All of my posts need to go through my attorney until the State of Oklahoma and I resolve this misunderstanding.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 11:39

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Better call Saul.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 11:45

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They were not driving a stolen volvo, I don’t believe you. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 11:45

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Can’t believe they’re harassing you  like that. Everything you had is pretty standard bug-out bag supplies  


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 11:51

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I like that the headline presumes that everyone knows what Kentucky Deluxe is. 


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > lone_liberal
07/11/2019 at 11:55

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They should!


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 11:56

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Sounds like one hell of a morning. Happened all at 11am...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > lone_liberal
07/11/2019 at 11:56

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Well probably everyone in Guthrie Oklahoma does


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 11:59

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holy cow, that news page is so badly formatted, it’s like it was written by methheads while on the run in a stolen van

text for anyone who doesnt want to venture to the site:

GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.

Stephen Jennings is charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor, operating a vehicle with a suspended license, and failure to carry security verification form. Rachael Rivera is charged with possession of a firearm after a former felony conviction.

The traffic stop was made at 11 a.m. in a Guthrie neighborhood because the tag was expired. Jennings was in the driver’s seat, Rivera in the passenger seat, and in the backseat, a pet Timber rattlesnake in a terrarium.

At about the same time Jennings told officers he had a gun in console, police learned the Ford they were driving was reported stolen.

“So now he’s got a rattlesnake, a stolen vehicle, firearm, and somebody under arrest,” said Guthrie Police Sgt. Anthony Gibbs.

Police also found an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe next to the gun. To top it all off, a search of the vehicle revealed a canister of radioactive powdered uranium.

“When that happens of course, we call in a company that deals with that specifically and it`s taken safely into possession,” Sgt. Gibbs said. “The uranium is the wild card in that situation.”

The uranium hasn’t resulted in charges. Guthrie police are still trying to figure out exactly what the suspects were going to use it for. There are no charges from the rattlesnake either.

“It happens to be rattlesnake season at the time, so he can be in possession of this rattlesnake because he has a valid lifetime hunting and fishing license,” Sgt. Gibbs said.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 12:05

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > lone_liberal
07/11/2019 at 12:10

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Sounds like a rapper or something.

Kentucky is underrepresented in hip hop.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle
07/11/2019 at 12:13

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Wow I didn’t know Oppo allowed design nerds


Kinja'd!!! GoodIdeaAtTheTime > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 12:18

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It was a toss up between booze or pot. Since I live in Kentucky, it was honestly a 50/50 chance . Neither one are any good BTW :(


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
07/11/2019 at 13:06

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the application process for oppo is a JOKE! they let anyone in here!


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > MonkeePuzzle
07/11/2019 at 14:21

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It’s because it’s a transcript of the video. I’m fairly certain this is outsourced to Mechanical Turk these days through an automated system.